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    You already know how this will end, but are you ready for the journey? Are you ready for the edgy, adult reboot nobody asked for? Are you ready for a crack ship to break your heart? Buckle in, bucko.

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    16/?
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    2
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    5
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    BILL CYPHER X ONCELER IS MY OTP HATERS DIE

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    2,107
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    11
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    12
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    A PSA on why you should practice safe sex.

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    1/1
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    Just some shameless Oncie/Bill fluff n smut :)

    They will be separated into 2 chapters posted not too long after the other

    Language:
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    1,018
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    2/2
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    1
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    1
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    I'll always be here for you, she promised the Once-ler. Through thick and thin. Too bad she had to lie.

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    English
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    1,564
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    2
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    4
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    1
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    This is my book for Kinktober. I will start with 2021 and go back to begin with. I will take suggestions for ships, favourite characters, any fandom. This book will be updated every October of every year.

    Language:
    English
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    819
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    3
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    2
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    5
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    1
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    I did this for a foot photo

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    1/1
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    Jason ends up in the land of the Lorax. His first instincts are to get out of there as fast as possible but then he gets sidetracked by a certain twink along the way.

    Rated T+ Jason swears, and Once-ler is a naughty, naughty boy (but not that naughty).

    Warning: High levels of crack

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    English
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    5,295
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    1/1
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    2
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    7
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    Basically, female!Y/N wants to smash a submissive Once-ler.

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    2,385
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    9
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    23
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    1
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    Jesus Christ is horny for Gerard Way and that’s all there is to it

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    2,024
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    This is a spinoff of a wattpad fanfic of the same pairing. Smut is fun to write also tbh.

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    647
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    6
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    1
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    Okay, you know that part in How Bad where a bunch of Greed-lers stand in a line and go, "Mine mine mine mine mine"? Yeah, they're all gonna bang you.

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    Just some smut. Began with an image in my head, and now it's in your head, dear reader. Once-ler and Greed-ler do the do in the basement.

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    English
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    1,436
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    1/1
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    Nea is an average student at an average school where nothing really happened. Everything changed when Kevin joined her class.

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    8/?
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    4
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    alpha male ed sheeran meets a giant nerd in the taco bell queue the day before school starts for the new year, and the two quickly become friends. he shows him around school, and he quickly gains popularity, catching the attention of a large number of females and males and most notably the handsome (and bald) jeff bezos.

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    A very, very loose retelling of Stephen King's The Dark Half (the book, not the film). But with Once-ler and Greed-ler. Cause that makes sense.

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    Far outside these walls where the Grickle-Grass grows,
    And the wind smells slow-and-sour when it blows,
    And no birds sing excepting old crows...
    Is the home of the Wicked Once-ler.

    Language:
    English
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    366
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    1/1
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    5
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    1
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    jeff bezos & elon musk are going to space. oncie is invited along under the promise of an orgy in space, however elon tries to prank oncie with some strange fluorescent goop. what happens next?

    NOT CLICKBAIT GOD POSSESSION CAUGHT ON CAMERA FOR REAL 100% AUTHENTIC

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,354
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    442
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    “You want me to shut down my factory? Fire a hundred thousand workers? Is that sound economics? Is that good for the country?”
    “I see your point and I don’t have an answer…”

     

    The last tree has fallen and redundancies are made.

    Language:
    English
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    732
    Chapters:
    1/1
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